It was really busy at the gym yesterday. Normally, at lunch time, I basically have the run of the place. But when I pulled into the parking lot, I could see it was a lot busier than normal. As soon as I got inside, I could see I was right.
And that reminds me that I need to warn you: the One-Month Wonders are coming.
Every January for the past six years I've witnessed the same phenomenon: "resolute" people pour out of their homes to the gyms and rec centers, determined to get in shape, lose weight, lower their blood pressure, whatever.
But then February comes, and where have these One-Month Wonders gone? It's as if January were a mirage and that I had only imagined all those people were exercising with me.
Two pieces of advice here.
1. Avoid the gym on January 3.
Not only is it the first business day of the new year, it's also a Monday, which happens to be the busiest day of the week at just about every gym in the country. If you do decide to work out on the third, do so at your own risk... and don't blame me if you break a rib in the crush of people who are "getting in shape" and swarming around all the exercise equipment.
2. Don't become a One-Month Wonder.
First, it hurts your reputation. I had an ongoing bet with my mom for years. Every September she'd say she'd lose twenty pounds by the end of the year. I bet my mom $20 that she wouldn't. She paid that $20 for about five years until we just quit betting. Now when my mom says she's going to do something that requires some tenacity, I'm somewhat skeptical.
Second, it's bad for your self-esteem. If you resolve to get in shape, and only manage to exercise for 30 days or less, you'll become a One-Month Wonder. And then you won't feel very good about yourself because you'll have broken your commitment, and you'll still be out of shape. Spare your self-esteem and just follow through. Simple as that.
Third, it's bad for business. If you don't know this already, the One-Month Wonders put an enourmous strain on gyms during January. There's simply not enough exercise equipment to go around. But since all the One-Month wonders cancel their gym memberships in February, it's economically impossible for gyms to provide enough equipment for everyone just for the month of January. On the bright side, if you and your friends stick to your new exercise goals, you'll fuel the construction of more gyms to meet the new demand.