I like chocolate. Especially Dove Milk Chocolates. I sometimes eat a few in the afternoons.
One reason for Dove's success is the messages printed inside the wrappers. I remember a co-worker I used to work with who hung the funny ones on the side of her cubicle wall. It was great word-of-mouth marketing.
Admittedly, many past messages have been cute and funny, but lately they seem to be going downhill, mostly because they seem to be offering bad advice. For instance, how about this one: "Watch reruns, they replay your memories."
Okay, if your memories are TV sitcoms, that's pretty sad. And if you're watching reruns to replay your memories, that's even sadder.
Ryan's version: Ditch your TV and start living real life.
Here's another one: "Temptation is fun... giving in is better."
The writers who work for Dove are forgetting what's called consequences. Giving in is "better" for maybe 60 seconds. After that, it's all downhill.
Ryan's version: Temptation is horrible. Resist it.
Last one. Dove says, "There's a time for compromise... it's called 'later.'"
Ryan's version: There's a time for self-discipline. It's called today.
Anyway, in case you're looking for wisdom, Dove wrappers aren't the place to find it. Try Proverbs instead.
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